What a beautiful wedding.
the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

corruptedparadox:

aggressivejelly:

corruptedparadox:

༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ can we talk about this fucking emoticon 

isnt that the red thing from dont hug me im scared

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oh my god 

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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juilan:

tropius:

juilan:

tropius:

wow a sunrise. how gay

The sun came out?

yeah its out now

How brave

unhazed:

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
IM JUST A HUMAN BEAN

vvebcame:

asoothingdelight:

SHOUT-OUT TO THAT ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE THAT THINKS YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND PEES THEMSELVES LAUGHING EVERY TIME YOU ATTEMPT TO SAY SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY

a shout out to myself

Cat Paw