kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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amerlcanapparel:

*takes my homework home but doesn’t do it as a metaphor*

toxicnebulae:

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

me nd my cell girlfriend

coolakemi:

me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold

her: that my powerhouse

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted

GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS

#petitionforellentobeinfrozen2

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

Rocks maintain homeostasis
Anonymous

Hey you know what nina i was just bein a cool guy, givin rocks a chance

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