|—||the bridesmaid (to the waiter)|
༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ can we talk about this fucking emoticon
isnt that the red thing from dont hug me im scared
oh my god
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
wow a sunrise. how gay
The sun came out?
yeah its out now
do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it