elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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wank-r:

pond challenge → round 10: ginger and raggedy

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

breakfastburritoe:

its not gay if its underwater

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

*sees mystery dog in window* *waves at dog*

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

Cat Paw