*takes my homework home but doesn’t do it as a metaphor*
*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume
me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold
her: that my powerhouse
*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor
what the hell’s a laker
hearing a really good song for the first time
It’s National Annoy Squidward day
why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted
GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS
this is my kink where do I find this guy
fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.